angelpassing:

angelpassing:

angelpassing:

is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child

like every oldest child ik loves coffee, the middle child hates it/prefers tea, and the youngest will drink it but only if its super sweet n has a ton of milk

rb w/ if ur oldest, middle, or youngest child and how u feel about coffee

swarnpert:

every christmas i am reminded that for 18 years i believed that “i saw mommy kissing santa claus” was about the mom cheating on her husband with santa claus, instead of the dad being dressed up as santa claus and it being cute

egberts:

andromedous:

voidedmuffin:

oginochihiro:

oh cool some new astronomy news whats good astro-

oh no

oh no

y’all missed this part of the article

german-garbage:

smol-bean-meme-machine:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

butteryswimmingthing:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

fool-errant:

bellamynochillblake:

im-reddie:

bellamynochillblake:

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child

I actually made this a button last convention

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

explain pls

No

What are lemons??

How do people just,,,, not know? Lmao

me as a laywer

methhomework:

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

minotar:

real naruto fans never finished naruto

elecmon:

pomki:

nsfw artists vs tumblr

@renamon

arthistorianmindswirls:

runofthemillsocialist:

Female, presenting nipples.

I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed

madeofknives:

Us: Melons

Staff:

prince-gast:

prince-gast:

The other day a man signed up for our advantage card and I asked for his “email” and he looked at me and goes “No?? I have a gmail, I don’t even know what an email is.” And I was just so in awe for a moment and I just smiled and enthusiastically replied “It’s okay that works!” Meanwhile internally screaming.

Honestly if anyone wants to know what retail is like on a daily basis? This is it.