*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*
How much for this stick I can shake at God?
10 bucks
can i get these three backscratchers with a bundle discount
15% discount for 3 or more
How bout this book? I think it’s look cool with a cosplay I’m planning
40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it
How much is the doll?
Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return
How about this?
$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff
Hey this chair looks cool, how much?
the chair chooses its owner. sit down and see if it likes you
its finally happened. the first completely unfunny loss edit. congratulations.
I think they somehow managed to make his facial expressions less dynamic than the B^Uckley original, astounding
thats not the worst part of this
the worst part is that even BUCKLEY has a better understanding of visual storytelling. He knew that he didnt need to say a word cuz as shitty and poor as the composition was, he got the information across without telling you a single word other than “loss”
Here Adam has such a lack of faith in conveying his joke that he has to flat out tell you its donut day, instead of just letting us figure it out ourselves from the context clues.
Like that feels so patronizing, and the source of the parody is already patronizing
the funniest #otherworldly trait concept i can imagine is
you when like. magical and nonhuman characters are described in a book and the protag like. hears the rustling of grass or smells woodsmoke inexplicably whenever they see them.
i’m just thinking about like. Wrong Versions of that.
every time someone sees me they inexplicably smell a shoe store which is like, not bad, I guess… they hear the distant and quiet but distinct sound of a lawn mower……
It’s not weird to be a christian straight guy and have a gay best friend.
A lot of people tell me it’s weird that my best friend is gay, my dad is getting worried about me turning gay because my bro is gay. Like wtf??
He came out in late middle school and we were friends since elementary school. I didn’t treat him any different. About 80% of my friends came out as either bi or gay, and they’re still my friends.
I can hype up my bro and connect him with other guys, it’s not weird.
People don’t seem to understand that we’ve fucking established that we’re bros, yet we still make jokes about his sexuality and vice versa. He can sit me down and go on a rant about the guys he likes, and you bet your ass I’ll be right there listening while at the same time telling him about the girls I’m interested in, it’s not weird.
I helped him get ready for his ROTC ball, and taught him how to fix a tie. We’ve been through two shitty boyfriends and I comforted him. I supported him coming out to his mom and took him to watch Love Simon because I drag him to watch the latest superhero movies and it was so important to him AND to me that he got representation on the big screen, it’s not weird.
For a straight guy to be best friends with a gay guy I think a lot of people need to know that,
me rewatching princess mononoke as a 20 year old realizing the further implications of the films environmental themes provided the context of its protagonist being of a real life indigenous community thought to be exterminated by the rest of japan and him traveling to irontown to find that the rest of the land has devolved to arbitrary samurai violence against japanese commonfolk and the obliteration of the environment for contemporary capital and resources in coalition with the countrys shit emperor
PRINCE ASHITAKA WAS LITERALLY FORCED OUT OF HIS EMISHI VILLAGE—KNOWING FULL WELL HE WAS THE LAST OF THEIR DYNASTY LEAVING THEM TO A SLOW AND INEVITABLE CULTURAL DISAPPEARANCE—BECAUSE AN IRON TOWN BULLET KILLED THE BOAR GOD OF A FOREST AND IT ALMOST RAVAGED HIS HOME IN ITS RAGE? HE WAS LITERALLY CURSED BY THE RECKLESS PURSUIT OF NATURAL RESOURCES AND VIOLENCE AGAINST THE ENVIRONMENT? A VENTURE HE NEVER ENGAGED IN HIMSELF BUT WAS CURSED BY REGARDLESS OF HIS LACK OF INVOLVEMENT?
LIKE? OBVIOUSLY A 1997 FILM ISNT GOING TO BE ENTIRELY ANALOGOUS TO THE AMERICAN ENVIRONMENTAL POLITICS OF 2018 BUT THE LAYERS..THE ABSOLUTE ONIONS
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