captainsuckass:

atomicwrongs:

Horror Game: “Press [button] to run”

All gamers simultaneously, beginning to sweat: “…Why do I have to run”

Horror Game: “You can hide in closets”

All gamers, colour draining from their face as an instinctual, primal terror grips them: “WHY DO I HAVE TO HIDE”

my favorite thing about watching Outlast lets plays would be seeing the player get to the part where it tells you “press [button] to look behind you while running”

and every time theyd freak out

demonshauntingcomputers:

fruitsgood:

demonshauntingcomputers:

fruitsgood:

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

You will never understand a warrior’s bond