Please, read till the end! I loved this story. So great. I laughed, I cried, I shit my pants. This needs to be shared. This is exactly what you need on the eve of Halloween

almost-always-eventually-right:

blackqueerblog:

lol this is like the only time you want a white lady calling the cops

Reddit meeds to step its game up because that was the greatest creepypasta I’ve read in my fucking life.

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

poetically-inebriated:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

turnip52:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

why don’t demons just possess people who are in a vegetative, braindead, state?

then they wouldn’t have to fight for control or anything

And they’d be immediately welcomed by the person’s friends and family

And if they act out of sorts, or unusually, everyone would assume it was due to their brain trauma.

Until they pull some exorcist shit and projectile vomit everywhere while speaking latin

Nausea is a side-effect, also there are documented cases of accquired brain injuries leading to people speaking languages they never learned, and in different accents.

Now, when they start levitating and 360ing their heads, THAT might be more difficult to explain from a medical standpoint.

tattoome:

writing-prompt-s:

writing-prompt-s:

You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will ‘bless you’.

gundamrot:

dateamonster:

original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men

facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”

new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.

This is switch erasure

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

sepulchritude:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit

woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something

woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody

half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas

does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system?

“here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I’m going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion”

SHE DOES NOW