elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

elodieunderglass:

megapope:

g-raver:

personsonable:

showerthoughtsofficial:

For most of human history, Vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were sleeping or drunk. Then we got rid of the horse.

you complete moron. you stupid fucking idiot. “cars would be better if they could bite and shit” that was you just now, dumbass

“Wouldn’t it but cool if cars could piss? Wouldn’t it be cool if cars could fuck?”

Fuck off.

it would be cool if cars could fuck

We. We still have horses

this post was the pitch meeting for the Cars movies universe

pregnantseinfeld:

gerbildine:

pregnantseinfeld:

degenerarchy:

pregnantseinfeld:

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

well moose are still prey animals so

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

Would you rather they be predators

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY