oh glorious day! my soon-to-be grand champion watermelon is finally finished growing! i hope nothing gets in the way between me and the off-shore juice bar! 🙂
Tag: mario
“And there appeared to him an angel from heaven, strengthening him.“
-Luke 22:43
people who can’t play Mario Odyssey be like
me: nothing can make me more hype for super mario odyssey
nintendo:
me: H O L Y S H I T
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
shut up
No…keep going.
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Mario has nipples
that’s how he breastfeeds the goombas









