peter parker – memeotional

billiam-spockspeare:

darkslayer0092:

This movie is going to be a huge milestone in history of animated movies.

These sweatpants are killing me

*Green Goblin shows up*

Miles:

Source: darkslayer0092

paper-mario-wiki:

i like this movie

Source: paper-mario-wiki

marvel-menace:

weequaypirates:

iron man: Well kid for starters if you want to be an Avenger you’re going to need to have an actual, professional e-mail address

peter “xXarachnidsGrip_88888888@gmail.com” parker: but i do, mr stark

peter, standing on the ceiling at 3am t posing: vriskakin

tony, sobbing: i dont know what that fucking means

deducecanoe:

ayellowbirds:

heytheredelilahpool:

eileenpaints:

peterpreciousparker:

escapedpatronus:

tHERE IT IS

YOU FOUDN IT OMFG

This is literally my favorite set of comic panels ever.

I connect with these panels on a spiritual level

this boy literally has a superhuman sense that warns him of danger in advance, but still makes decisions like these.

The major cause of Peter Parker’s problems is, in fact, Peter Parker.

Source: gloomyskye

tiny-septic-box-sam:

myexplodingcat:

ruthlessamor:

ayellowbirds:

punishandenslavesuckers:

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy.

Here it is:

No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.

No one.

This is so in character though. How many superheroes could do something like this and have it be so in character?

Tony Stark wouldn’t even be able to be this deadpan in his suit.

Imagine Peter finding out Ant-Man can actually control ants and feeling so goddamn robbed

Source: canyoumathblog

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-

peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony:??????

thor: what is this child doing on the battlefield

peter: *picks up the hulk, yeets him 700mph at a flock of aliens* ANGERY SHREK ATTACK

thor: …….nvm

nitrostreak:

peterpdaily:

#he’s doing his best
bonus:

I can’t reblog without these tags? These are an integral part of the post.

Source: peterpdaily

biteghost:

listen I know that venom isn’t technically in the MCU but I can’t stop thinking about Grown Adult Eddie Brock meeting High Schooler Peter Parker in the Avengers for the first time and not having any bad history with him and just immediately adopting him????

twitter

zephyrine-gale:

if you don’t think shuri would use her bracelet to astral project memes then what is the point???

Source: zephyrine-gale

phil-the-stone:

phil-the-stone:

actually ive decided that infinity war just needs to be 2.5 hours of peter parker trying his best to address various adult superheroes as politely as possible and struggling a lot. attempts range from “your majesty mr panther sir” (accepted with only a small twitch of the lips & shuri giggling a lot) to “starlord”, which earns him 2 hours of riotous mockery from a talking raccoon