puns – memeotional

more of botw link’s personality because i didnt feel my last post on it was the cream of the crop. hes so funny

theweddingofthefoxes:

estebanwaseaten:

spacedijks:

enoughtohold:

who is she

woman seeking woman. i’m six feet tall, fashionable, and enjoy long walks through brackish estuary water off the coast of virginia

She’s our most famous cryptid

The bae in the bay

The Chesapeake Bae

Source: enoughtohold

woegarden:

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

Source: tf2playernames

Source: t.umblr.com

thepyramidsloth:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

peace be with y’all

you. you get it.

I would noclip directly into heaven if someone said this to me at church.

miaephonus:

soldier-blogger-lover:

Why are these people attacking the father of modern medicine

Source: wonderytho

followthebluebell:

kleppy02:

followthebluebell:

fimbry-talks:

Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.

One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy.

Your cat’s name is Yardstick?

He has three feet.

lolipidgey:

sourisms:

dog spelled backwards is god

The lord is my shepherd

Source: instagram-research