For most of human history, Vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were sleeping or drunk. Then we got rid of the horse.
you complete moron. you stupid fucking idiot. “cars would be better if they could bite and shit” that was you just now, dumbass
“Wouldn’t it but cool if cars could piss? Wouldn’t it be cool if cars could fuck?”
Fuck off.
it would be cool if cars could fuck
We. We still have horses
this post was the pitch meeting for the Cars movies universe
High school is hard enough as it is. Not only does he have to do homework and deal with being labeled the school bully; now Riddick fights monsters in his spare time. He doesn’t want this responsibility, and he definitely doesn’t want the frilly pink costume that comes with his powers. What the heck is a magical girl, anyway?
Pretty Purge is a comedy that reminds us to accept ourselves and respect others. Read it here.
hey gibbon – okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time – I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me?
[bones creaking painfully, gibbon screeching in pleasure and pain] YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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