holmesianscholar:

gymclassieros:

u ever wear fingerless gloves and hold a hot drink and immediately feel like a 1900s victorian urchin taking a break from pickpocketing to gratefully accept a meal from the soup kitchen

How did u KNOW

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

feelsemotions:

graynard:

feelsemotions:

graynard:

blocked.

wait unblock me i need to tell you something

unblocked.

bitch