saxifraga-x-urbium:

pochowek:

pochowek:

i love that one old timey 1910s trans dude who has a tiny wikipedia page for himself that he earned entirely due to him starting fights in bars and being the city’s hottest casanova

i mightve remembered it wrong but it still feels like half of this page is “I’m A Man For Fucks Sake” and the other half is “That Motherfucker Is In Jail Again And Also Bit A Cop”

oh my GOD this is the best list

“[DEADNAME] Again" “ 

Like this glorious jerk got arrested so many times that was literally ALL THEY HAD TO WRITE IN THE PAPER

cutecajunlizard:

phruxx:

phruxx:

dwps:

phruxx:

phruxx:

what if there was a superhero who gained their power from buttplugs like they put in one of those cat tail buttplugs and gained cat powers and stuff

a plain stainless steel buttplug gives super strength and toughness

Power Bottom

yes perfect name

this is my new bnha oc they thought they were quirkless until a night of experimentation changed their entire life

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.