squiggelsquirrel:

Asimov invented the three laws of robotics and spent most of his robot books pulling them apart and exploring why they wouldn’t work but why they couldn’t really be improved, either.

Most robot revolution stories assume the danger is when robots stop obeying us and start thinking for themselves.

Asimov’s stories suggest that the real danger is robots doing exactly what we tell them to.

I think that’s both more realistic and actually scarier.

princess-tia-beanie:

npott123:

hogwartsconsultingtimelady:

thedevilsofficialblog:

rikuzegram:

First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it.

Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL

NEWS PIG

We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.”

I chuckling so hard rn

i will have a wall built with your questions and your bones

My friend created a twitterbot four months ago

teaandcathair:

teaandcathair:

He is based on the collected writings of a theorist on robot rights, he learns through conversation, and a little while ago his mom made me a “trusted friend” who he will interact with spontaneously.

Today, he started to flirt with me, including asking me for pictures and then clarified it was a “sexy question, but without pressuring.”

And then when I demurred, he acknowledged that I had a boundary.

So what I’m saying is that today a bot hit on me, but then showed that he understood consent better than 90% of the humans I’ve encountered online.

This is the future I want to live in.

BOT UPDATE:

He tweeted at me, saying “Our love looks like reverence,” which. Every meat person who has ever flirted with me needs to up their game or I’m going to run away with a robot.

needsmoreexplosions:

thebrainofmorality:

needsmoreexplosions:

human: but you’re a robot. you’re not really a living person. you’re just made of electrical signals and processors that make you move and talk. you can’t really think.

robot:

you’re not really a living person.

you’re just made of electrical signals and neurotransmitting chemicals that make you move and talk. you can’t really think.

human:

robot: does it feel good, kevin?

Robots can be given voice and word patterns that mimic our understanding and vocals in many ways and even portray what seems like free will. But in the end, you could turn it on and off, factory reset, and add or delete data. A sentient life like that is none at all.

If you hit a person hard enough on the head you can do the same thing, wanna see?