i like being alone but i want someone to be alone with, if that makes sense
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“I’m dying Squirtle” and “Pull the trigger Piglet” are two phrases that I will not only use until I die but both evoke an emotion incapable of being translated in any other words.
could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy
You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist
no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me
So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist
i have a headache and his name is steve
Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.
same
catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three
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