Tag: same
a guardian; appears from over a hill
me, quickly activating the teleport feature;
someone: that’ll cost you an arm and a leg
me:
me: i want love
also me: doesn’t like dating apps, doesn’t go out, doesn’t put herself out there, always falls for unavailable people, is kinda ugly anyways
these uh…these memes are hitting way to close to home 😅
I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them
when something you didn’t want to attend gets cancelled



