snakes – memeotional

hella-flawless-amythyst:

congenitaldisease:

Rattlesnake frozen in death during the California wildfires. His last defiant act was to strike at the flames that consumed him.

That’s so fucking metal

Source: congenitaldisease

Source: sliplead

nerd-on-duty:

rizaoftheowls:

awwww-cute:

This little man made himself at home while I cleaned his enclosure. He didn’t want to let go when I was finished, I guess he enjoyed my warmth! (Source: https://ift.tt/2CXki9Z)

fancy hair tie

This is how you identify Medusa’s heirs, right?

Source: awwww-cute

honl:

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honl:

There’s a big ass water snake living in my porch drain and I just want him to come out… Give him a smooch

LAD SPOTTED

Update: lad kisses camera

I’m gonna see if there’s anything on the other end of the drain

FJDHJDJSNDJD

ITS FREE REAL ESTATE

LOCAL BOY ACQUIRED

Source: browsedankmemes

popefrancislamborghini:

This changed my life

the-long-dog:

perccyderolo:

i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous.

Source: thebonesguy

underhuntressmoon:

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

the reason why snakes don’t have arms or legs is bc they lost their sonic the hedgehog gene

this sounds like an awful shitpost but its really not the sonic the hedgehog gene is an actual gene and snakes lost this gene hundreds of millions of years ago as they evolved

im serious u can google it its a real thing

I remember hearing about this in biology class and couldn’t stop laughing

Source: postmodernjpg